Recommended by The Guardian and The New York Times, Emily Weitzman’s riotous solo comedy turns boyfriends into futons, and breakups into broken chairs. A surprising meditation on impermanence, hailed as ‘ingenious,’ ‘shimmeringly silly,’ and ‘ridiculous and revelatory’ (The Guardian ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️). 

Direct from a sold-out run at Off-Broadway’s SoHo Playhouse, Weitzman blends theatre, comedy, clown, spoken word and furniture showroom in her search for what endures: a relationship, a memory, a sofa-bed? This ‘inventive, playful, and surprisingly heartfelt comedy... will surprise you with its tenderness and grandiosity’ (The Student, ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2).

Written/performed by Emily Weitzman

Directed by Kate Doyle and Jacob Combs

Recommended by The Guardian, Fringe 2026: “Ten Terrific Shows”

SOLD-OUT RUN at Off-Broadway’s SoHo Playhouse (June 2026)

New York Times Recommended (June 2026)

“Furniture has never been more moving” (The Buzz)

Audio Introduction

An audio introduction for this show is available below. This is a pre-recorded description of the show, made to aid visually impaired audiences and inform them when choosing which shows to see. It typically includes a description of visual elements of the show, including set, costumes, movement styles and set pieces.

Audio Introduction