Date

5 - 31 August

Time

4:40 pm

Venue

Underbelly Bristo Square
Dairy Room

suitability

Age 14+ (Guideline)

Tickets from

£10.50

(includes booking fee)

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Theatre

Stand Up If You're Here Tonight

A New Play from Olivier Nominated Playwright John Kolvenbach

'You've tried everything. Yoga. Acupuncture. You floated in salt water in the pitch-black dark. You juiced, you cleansed. You got a mattress that fitted itself to your foetal form. You ate only rinds for three days and nights. You reached out, you looked within. You have tried, and yet here you are.'

So begins this new play by Olivier-nominated playwright John Kolvenbach. Jim Ortlieb delivers a tour-de-force performance as a man bent by isolation and deeply in love with the audience itself.

Presented By

Rocking Chair Test Productions Presents The Huntington's Production

Duration

60 minutes

Advice

Audience participation

Price

Tickets from

£10.50

(includes booking fee)

Accessibility

This venue is on the first floor and accessible via a lift. It can accommodate 1 manual or powered wheelchair. The seating in the venue is raked with the front row at floor level.

Wheelchair Spaces

There are wheelchair spaces available for this event.

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